Greetings

In these relationships beyond the pale, mutual compatibility is vital.

What am I proposing, exactly? There are many possible labels -- muse, courtesan, mistress, concubine, call girl, escort, companion, whatever -- I don't use. I am simply myself. You decide my role in your life. We begin there...

This site is a mere sketch of the woman you expect to meet. It won't take long to read, though if you have the desire, you can discover more through my blog. I'm looking for mutual compatibility in all things because it's the surest path to pleasure. I've written accurately so you can discover if we're compatible.

I hope we are.

To use this site

To open and close the sections, click on the large colored bar of each section. It's very simple.

Audrey is...
  • ...above all else -- bookish. With a fetish for Latin.
  • ...geeky and nerdy and imaginative.
  • ...comfortable in nature and loves animals (but ironically allergic to fur).
  • ...extremely feminine -- perfect yin to your yang.
  • ...topped off with an unusually multi-faceted sense of humor.
  • ...aware that a list only goes so far.

Past

A small town in a large state roughly 30 years ago. You'll hear a certain accent when I speak (hint: it's not from growing up north of the Mason-Dixon line). I have a bachelor's degree in the fine arts.

Present

I'm mobile and a target for some. Las Vegas and the San Francisco Bay area are still preferred playgrounds.

Currently I work in two different fields: as a media industry professional and as part of an NGO. And this.

My other work has become rather public. A lot of my decisions regarding you are based on my growing need for trust and discretion. I hope you understand.

Personally

For me, a vacation is a good book. I enjoy movies, the less mainstream the better. Not surprisingly, popcorn is one of my favorite foods, though not the stuff they serve in movie theaters. Since I once worked as projectionist in a movie theater, I feel qualified to judge.

I don't rock-climb, scuba dive, shop incessantly, spend hours working out or any of the usual thrilling things reported on similar sites. I work. As do you. I probably have less personal responsibilities than you but it means I spend more time with my work. Our time together is just as much a release for me as it is for you -- which is why I refer to our time as an assignation. For me, it truly is.

A Web-tech geek, I spend an enormous amount of time keeping up with Internet technology (SEO, social media, Web2.0 apps and all that), yet I have surprising Luddite tendencies. My avid interest in world politics and economics is a self-directed exploration and I'm the first to point out the large gaps in my knowledge. I also stay on top of news related to my other work, so I have an all-around information overload. It does mean there is very little you can mention that will be alien to me. But if I am unfamiliar with a topic you discuss I will pick your brain.

But...that doesn't mean I want us to talk shop all night. Though I have no doubt both of us find our occupations fascinating (which is why we're there), I'm equally sure we can create more fascinating diversions.

Privately

The aloof tone of this site is a deliberate protective measure; partly because I don't wish to be easily identified (this aspect of my life must be discreet). Outside of my "day job" I'm naturally a private and reserved person. As I become comfortable with you, I lose the reserve and am very warm, natural, earthy -- and rather primal. Never coarse, never too familiar but straightforward and disarmingly honest (I'm not very good at dissembling).

There's a lot intentionally left out of this character sketch, though I'm beginning to close the gap with my blog.

Perversely

I'm actively seeking patrons who wish to explore their fetishes or power and algolagnia. This is not my sole focus, simply more if you wish for more. Read This Thing That I Do for pertinent details.

Assignations

The Introduction

  • $2000 -- with cocktails
  • $2400 -- for dinner or a leisurely lunch
  • $3000 -- a meal and...a show, nightclub, gaming, hiking...?

Options For Established Patrons

  • $5000 -- all day or all night, your choice
  • $8000 -- one very full day
  • $15,000 -- one full weekend (Friday lunch to Monday breakfast)
  • longer assignations are preferred when travel is involved (as it usually is)
  • I'm not interested in "exclusive" arrangements, though you might change my mind

Options for More

Patrons with dark fetishes or a desire to explore power and algolagnia are invited to read This Thing That I Do for those details.

Please review The Details before you correspond.

The Details

You host our assignation and I travel to meet you. I only accept cash in person. Other payment arrangements are available; inquire after screening.

The balance of your patron fee is expected within the first 5 minutes of our meeting. Since I expect to meet you in public, discretion is in our mutual best interests. Please make sure the full amount is slipped inside: an interesting book or small gift bag -- which are discreet. Patron fees are clearly outlined on this site. As an experiment, I have removed time constraints for introductory companion meetings.

Deposits

Deposits are required for all assignations. Arrangements are made after screening. The minimum deposit is $500. My cancellation policy is below the Travel sub-section.

Travel

Domestic

Currently, travel is almost always required for an assignation. Travel is included with assignations of four hours or more.

International

Preferred with well-established patrons but this option is now open for selected others.

Cancellations

If you cancel

Your full deposit is returned if you cancel more than three weeks before our assignation. Cancelling less than seven days in advance forfeits 50% of your deposit, plus any travel expenses. Cancelling at 72 hours or less forfeits your entire deposit and travel expenses. You can avoid forfeiting any portion of your deposit by rescheduling immediately (travel expenses not included). Only one cancellation/rescheduling is permitted unless the circumstances are extraordinary.

I don't like cancellations.

If I cancel

This would be a rare occurrence. If I must cancel you will know the moment after I do. Your deposit and any travel expenses are refunded in full upon my cancellation, regardless of circumstance.

Visuals

Physically...

  • 5'7"
  • lithe
  • shoe size 8
  • glove size 7-7.5 (small)
  • dark chestnut (natural color)
  • raw sienna eyes
  • excellent skin, great smile
  • untouched by surgery, healthy, alive
Questions, Answers to
  • I have no genuine interest in women or couples as patrons.
  • Those with disabilities are encouraged to contact me. I truly enjoy creating a mutually-pleasing connection -- which is not always dependent on the physical.
  • My other -- public -- work prevents me from showing my face to everyone with Internet access. I've been told my face is one of my better features (the mind behind my eyes being the best).
  • One small, very unique tattoo. It's not in my pictures for identification reasons. When we meet, you'll get to see my tattoo. I doubt you'll be shocked or appalled.
  • No other crazy body adornments. Each earlobe has the standard single piercing; although I often forget to wear earrings.
  • Former smoker, successful quitter. Although I support smokers' rights, I tend not to enjoy it in small, enclosed spaces. (I know...kind of silly to say this in Vegas.)
  • There is no illegal drug use by you or me. End of discussion.
  • However, I'm not averse to trips to Amsterdam -- but many things there are legal that aren't here.
  • Thank you for asking. My beverage preferences are: water (sparkling or still), champagne (Cristal, Perrier-Jouet, Veuve Clicquot), German white wines (Piesporter, Riesling) or a well-made Cosmopolitan. I enjoy discovering new wines and champagnes but am not a hard-liquor connoisseur.
  • One Cosmopolitan, a glass of wine or champagne is enough to make me happy. I try not to indulge more than that. But I have no objections to your double-Scotch on the rocks as long as you keep your senses. If I feel threatened in any way, I will leave. I have no tolerance for dangerous, drunken behavior.
  • Though I appreciate your desire to bring a tangible token of esteem, I feel maintaining a "wish list" is in poor taste. For those who are loathe to greet me empty-handed, my prime suggestion is
    -- a book. A new book is one of life's greatest pleasures. Or a gift certificate for a massage at a local day-spa. I often neglect my own needs. As we develop a relationship, I'm sure you'll be able to discover the little things that interest and delight me -- if you desire to shower me with material gifts.
  • No, tips or gifts are not required for an assignation. The appropriate patron fee is all the material goods I require from you. The things truly needed for mutual pleasure cannot be bought in a store.
  • There is very little I expect from you. I hope you're interested in creating a connection that is uniquely ours. An exploration based on mutual consent, creating a new experience every time, building where we left off before...an assignation.
This Thing That I Do

Submission

I am made for the man who has honed his innate desires and powerful nature to a razor's edge. And particular women -- if you're so inclined.

I strongly identify with this definition of a high-end submissive. Don't be misled by the description, I am very experienced in the maze of my own sexuality and do not lose myself completely without a large measure of trust.

I'm not for the fumbling, shy man who merely wants to turn me over his knee, expects me to follow any sort of standard "scene" protocols or wants to be "taught" BDSM/kink. The darker, uncivilized explorations are reserved for those with experience.

Submersion

Please read and understand everything I've written here before contacting me -- including my blog. Screening is always mandatory, more so if you're a patron with this inclination. I expect honesty from you at all times, especially in person. There is a fine line between honesty and too much information; there is a thick line between dominant and jackass -- you should know where the lines are.

I'm not interested in your written fantasies. Impertinence will get you nowhere.

Surrender

These introductory assignations are structured slightly differently from above because communication is vital -- as opposed to the more simple social interaction or outside entertainment of my regular companion offerings. An initial six-hour assignation is recommended to allow for a fair level of intensity and aftercare.

The structure for established patrons remains the same, regardless of proclivities.

Compatibility Test

  • $2400/4hrs -- dinner/lunch, extensive communication and introductory exploration
  • $3000/6hrs -- dinner/lunch, extensive communication and intensity

The Negotiation Lunch

If you are serious about establishing experience, goals, boundaries and compatibility in this other realm, you may request a Negotiation Lunch. I will meet you anywhere a US domestic flight can take me. This lunch requires a $1000 deposit and has no time constraints (screening is mandatory, of course). Fifty percent of the lunch fee is credited to our future assignation.

  • $2000

Please review The Details before you correspond.

Contact

I prefer e-mail contact (I can also offer PKI-encrypted e-mail, if you prefer). When I'm assured of your serious intent, we'll chat by phone. Obviously I don't wish to have my number spread all over the Internet.

It should go without saying but experience has shown me it needs to be said anyway: if you send rude or explicit e-mails (or explicit pictures), then your e-mail address will be blocked, added to a blacklist and your message deleted without reply. Just because I have no idea who you really are doesn't mean you can be an ass.

Screening

Screening information is not required for initial contact -- though it does indicate you're serious. I accept screening information through e-mail or over the phone. Please indicate how much time you desire for our assignation (re-read the Assignations section if you don't understand). What I need to verify you: legal first and last name; birth date; the city and state where you reside; your employer/company name and direct/main number; any Web sites that feature you (company site is a plus). A companion reference is optional (and I may not accept it).

Contact

acain [at] safe-mail [dot] net

Links

Personal Choices

Nouns I like that can be found online

Other Companions

My sole requirement for a link here is that I know you -- primarily as a personal friend or through lengthy, natural correspondence. I'm trying not to turn my site into an escort banner farm.







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